Men seem to really enjoy getting a rise out of people, whether it be telling a sexist joke at your girlfriend’s birthday party or belching and farting simultaneously while you’re at brunch. The point here is that if you ignore the problem, it's likely to go away on its own. If a fart falls in the forest, and no one hears it, is it still a fart? Nope. Before you know it, he'll be changing those pants to get into yours. He'll soon find that being an ass to the waiter, playing video games for days or wearing the same hole-filled basketball shorts that smell worse than his un-washed scrotum isn't worth celibacy. If he's a slob, rude or unpleasing, stop rewarding him for bad behavior. Eventually, he’ll be buying you flowers, planning romantic dates, even washing your dishes in wanton anticipation.Ĭonversely, withholding sexual favors is another tried-and-true training method. It’s important to let him know that’s why you’re sucking his dick, so a pattern can be established. Any time he does something you particularly like, such as putting the toilet seat down or not getting his hair cut in some sad style, suck his dick. Oral sex is the end-all-be-all of treats when it comes to training your man. Nagging, disciplining and otherwise emasculating your man most often ends with you alone at the porn store contemplating the pros and cons of wireless, vibrating panties. Unless your boytoy is a submissive sex slave, like our crazy, crotchety grandma always said, “You’ll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.” In your quest to train a man, always remember this: Positive reinforcement will yield the greatest results. So here's our handbook for conditioning him to do exactly what you want, when you want it, because we care … sort of. Sometimes even the savviest of modern ladies needs a man-training guide. whatever you call it, women have been manipulating men since the the first cave woman suggested her knuckle-dragging boyfriend build a fire.
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